Sam the Awkward Lonely Moose

thefrogman:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

Uruk-Hai Scimitar by Zoë [tumblr] 

laugh-addict:

when you dislike someone but the rest of your friends think they’re great

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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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